Sunday, December 19, 2010
Float like a butterfly
Okay, so the other day I'm standing at the bus stop waiting for the damn bus. Lazily staring at the sky thinking as I sip my half drinken soda. A couple behind me, scratch that, more like two beings intertwines together to make one two headed sentient avatar to some love god stood behind me giggling and messing with itself. Out of nowhere I see a bee floating like 1 inch from my face. I swat it away non chalantly, and the damn thing comes back. This time, a little more annoyed, I swat it away again. Then the damn thing comes back agressively and lands on my lip. I go into a rage and slam my soda on the floor and scream "fuck you!". This surely startled the two headed love god behind me. The bee backed off and I put my fists up in a really lazy jumonji no kamae (one foot slightly foward, arms crossed in fists right in front of left). I let out a jab hitting it squarely. It backs off a little, and the damn thing wizzes right at my face like a missle. I guess it wanted another piece of me, This time I let a right cross out which, again, hit solidly,and knocked the damn things lights out cuzz it just kinda cork screwed towards the ground and flew side to side as if it was discombobulated. then it went for my soda. I creeped up on it slowly and said out loud "yeah I got you know you fucker" then I slowly lifted my foot and BAM! Got it. the fucking bee flew up of the ground for MORE after being crushed! So I lifted my foot then my leg up high and slow then held it there. I waited for the right moment, and caught it mid air with a stomping kick smashing it into the ground. This ended it's over confident existence in this god forsaken world. I dance around and yell "yay! I win! I win!". From behind me I hear an applause. Crap I forgot that couple was there, and I'm dancing around like an idiot cuzz I won in a fight with a bee. I just got a god damn applause for a fight with a bee! The guy said "Damn dude you fucked that bee up!" and the girl said "I have NEVER in my life seen someone actually get into a FIST FIGHT with a bee until now!" It was a pretty bizzare situation. I don't know what the lesson from this is, or what the insights are, but I know there are some. Time for you all to be big boys and girls and get what you can for yourselves this time. I shouldn't have to spell out eveything for you in every post :P.
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Ha ha that is awesome. One time I was in Geology class during a lecture and a bee some how got let in and even though the lights were off and I was in the back row I saw it coming for me.
It flew near me and I swatted it down. It landed about three yards to my left and I knew that if I let it up it'd sting me so I immediately got up, pushed my seat back and all with the same motion Bruce Lee jumped stomped the little bastard dead. I was very proud of myself and felt quite accomplished until I noticed that everyone in the class including the professor were now looking at me with a puzzled expression. Almost speechless I was able to mutter: "it was a bee...didn't feel like getting stung" as I returned to my seat.
I think the moral of this post or the lesson learned is that even though bees and insects generally turn people that are about 1000x bigger and strong than them into scared little girls, when you actually stand up to it, forget the survivable sting (unless you're allergic) chances are, when facing a bee, you'll come out on top.
Way to hold your ground and tell it to shove off. However, the bee should be mentioned and commended for his bravery. Lol.
I completely agree with this! It's funny how you can sometimes act more dramatic when you don't think anyone is looking.
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